And if your heart stops beating
I´ll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I´ll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won´t wait
Then your heart can´t take this

Have you heard the news that you´re dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn´t it be grand? It ain´t exactly what you planned.
And wouldn´t it be great If we were dead?
Ohh dead.

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I´ll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won´t wait
Then your heart can´t take this

Have you heard the news that you´re dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn´t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn´t it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long, ´Cause now you´ve got (now you´ve got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One, two, one two three four!

Oh motherfucker

If life ain´t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain´t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain´t just a joke
Then why are we laughing?
If like ain´t just a joke
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!